Guest post: Why I Would Completely Fail as a Serial Killer (via snarkandcookies)

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This goes out to all my friends that have become addicted to Dexter with my exuberant assistance. I love that show and I love this blogger, if only in a favorite sister kind of way. Unfortunately for any vile miscreants I happen to come across, this lovely post has gotten me thinking about my prospective success as a serial killer. And it just so happens that I picked up a package of garbage bags yesterday.

Many thanks to my sister for introducing me to the TV show Dexter, the title character of which is an exceptionally organized serial killer who only kills bad guys.  Just so nobody decides they need to report me to the police, I’m letting you know right up front that the items referenced in this VERY FICTIONAL post are borrowed directly from the VERY FICTIONAL character, all of whose VERY FICTIONAL victims were in fact actors who went home after … Read More

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Tawn is a jet rated Airline Transport Pilot, serial entrepreneur, voice actor, and the Dragon Empress of Tawnlandia, a fantastical empire forged of dreams, magic, and of course, dragons. Learn more about her shenanigans and tall tales at TawnKrakowski.com, or follow #EmpressTawn on Instagram @tawnkrakowski or Facebook.com/TawnKrakowskiAuthor.

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